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[edit] Casts

You prepare to cast Brassica Oleracea Ambulata on yourself.

You thoughtfully chew your cheek. (Evoking)
You hold your hand out in front of yourself and stare intently at it. (Channeling)
Your hand shudders, going a slight green colour. (Animating)

A cabbage suddenly appears from nowhere.
It looks adoringly at you.
The cabbage follows you.

[edit] Misc

There are three achievements that can be earned by eating one cabbage, eating one thousand cabbages and ten thousand cabbages, respectively.
The side effects of eating a sentient cabbage can be countered by eating a Gas-Ex tablet, which can be bought in the apothecary in northern Ankh-Morpork.